You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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who smells? •Liam

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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