- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

roses are red, violets are violet

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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