What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Nathan Gooderson.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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