What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What is worse than hell?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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