- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

This is my joke. funny

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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