Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

YOU IS DUM

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

the your face joke

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Wolf Pussy

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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