- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

is mayonnaise an instrument?

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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