What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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