- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Your mom

Tennesse

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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