Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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