- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Penis!

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Left. That one direction...

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