- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

whats pale and white your ass.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

A baby seal walks into a club...

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