Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Looks through the peephole.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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