- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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