Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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the guy below me is gay

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Small titties.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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