- Anti Joke

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

planking.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie