What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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potatoes

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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