Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Hello

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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