- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

penis that is all

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Steve Jobs.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Hitler was Jewish.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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