Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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