- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

I avhe dyiaexls.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Womens rights

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

i hate you.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

potatoes

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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