- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

brett is a dick

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

I have read the Terms of Service.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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