- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Penis.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Baseball

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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