whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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This is not a good joke.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Anti Joke

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