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Penis jokes.

a show horse jumps over a bar

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

AVI IS A FAG

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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