- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

im black

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Knock knock whos there punctuation

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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