Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Hummer.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Women's sports.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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