Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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