A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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knock knock your gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Your mother

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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