Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Star Wars

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A guy is playing cod

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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