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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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