what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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