A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Homework.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Obama-Care

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What's up? The sky.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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