what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

My friends are like trampolines I have none

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

My mom.

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