-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Hi Shelby!!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Ass

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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