When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

...and I'm a Mormon.

your momma's an antijoke

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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