- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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