- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

do you know what's so funny? yup

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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