- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What's your name? You tell me.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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