- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Covietz has a large penis

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

George W. Bush

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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