- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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