- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did the mole say? Nothing

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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