The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Hi poop!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Dear John,

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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