- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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