Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Hello world

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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