what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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a banana

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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