What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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A black succeeds

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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knock knock come in

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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