What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

your all shit at jokes

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

God is religiously proven to be real

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

women's rights

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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