- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

poop.........

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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