- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your life That's the joke

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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